canadawhore:

“She’s always there for me when I need her. She’s my best friend; she’s just my everything.“ - Ashley Olsen

This is one big, giant HAPPY BIRTHDAY DARLING to newyorkcanwait. It’s Friday the 13th, and it’s a really good fucking day. It’s snowing, it’s dark and it’s cold. Which just wreaks of an epic, toasty night.

Frankly, my dear, you’re my best friend and the only one I will ever trust with anything. That’s saying a lot. If I could bottle you, I’d carry you around in my pocket. If I could make you a dude, I’d marry you. (Incest aside.)

Your week is going to be so fabulous, which is incredibly tough for the girl who really does have every fucking thing imaginable (seriously). 

Thank you for being the greatest sister who ever lived, the Ashley to my Mary-Kate. Where ever you go, whatever happens, whoever you end up being, I’ll always be in the next two rooms over. Happy birthday, kid. You deserve it.  <3

ARE YOU TRYING TO MAKE ME CRY? Because it’s working!

Ditto to all of this, right back at you! Being the Ashley to your Mary-Kate is really my favourite occupation, next to being the Watson to your Holmes anyway. How the fuck are we going to be separated by so many miles next year?

Thank you <3 :””’) <— That’s a pool of tears.

Oh and I know this week is going to be fabulous, you NEVER disappoint! Can’t fucking wait!